happy hipster

A common picture on 4chan of a young man, giving the thumbs up sign and grinning eagerly in front of a yellow sports car, thus giving him the name 'happy hipster', for his fad of sports cars and his friendly grin. Many people photoshop the picture of the man onto related pictures of a 4chan posters topic.
It is mainly found on /b/, though every board has taken this fad.

"Will someone post a picture of some hot Russian chicks puking in each others mouths?"
*Insert happy hipster here*

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emo happiness

There is no such thing.

Mom: Son, i boght you the new FFTL album!
Emo: Oh, fuck, i'm so unhappy i want to cry! AAAAA!!
Mom: Emo happiness sucks.

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happy bunny

A sarcastic bunny who used to be funny.
Popular with 12 year old Good Charlotte fans.

now: "Oh my God! That Happy Bunny shirt is so cute! It says "I hate everything!"
before: "Well, I *do* hate everything..."

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The Happy Meal

To insert a popular value menu item, such as a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger or McDonald's Big Mac, into your lady's sweet poonany, and proceed to eat her out.

Tom: Hey broho, I just totally gave Cindi The Happy Meal!
Reg: Get the fuck out brotha!
Tom: Yeah man. Tasty eats!
Koolaid Guy: Ohhh yeaaaah!!

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Happy Flaps

A bikini burger, a vertical bacon sandwich

I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, opened up like a wizard's sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!

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Happy Ending

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or full on sex

"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"

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double happy

1. A large firework, about the same diameter as a king-size cigarrette and two-thirds the length. Used in Austarlia and New Zealand for the same purposes as a Cherry Bomb, e.g., toilet cistern mayhem.

2. A form of mutual masturbation; The male lies on his back and performs as for a normal "handjob', while his female partner straddles his thighs and moves herself into such a position so as to stimulate her clitoris upon his moving hand. ( Caution: While a safer sex practice care must be taken to assure no fluid from the male lands on the vagina.).

1."Someone stuffed a double happy in MUzza's exaust pipe - Tore a hole in the muffler!"

2."We ran out of condoms, so we had a double happy instead."

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