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When a female shits on a males dick during anal sex, the woman is a Harry Plopper
I was having the best anal sex of my life until that Harry Plopper shit all over my dick
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The act of laughing inappropriately as part of a response to a serious or difficult question.
Reporter: "I wanted to ask about your response to Americans..."
Kamala Harris: “Hold on, hold on — slow down, everybody Hahahahahahaha..."
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Briana Harris is a very nice girl. She is usually quiet, but around friends she can get very loud. She is very close to her friends and takes relationships very seriously. Briana is very random and enjoys many different things. She loves to be herself and not go with the crowd. She is a leader. Her name is pronounce Bri-aw-nuh. People call her Bri if they keep getting her name wrong. She loves her girlfriend.
She's just plain awesome.
"Hey Bri"
"Hey! How have you been doing?"
*talks*
*Briana Harris leaves*
"Wow she's really nice"
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-A super mega ultra mega pussy.
-The ultimate insult
Harrisson: "My sprained ankle which I sprained 10 months ago is acting up"
Joanna:"You're such a Harry J"
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One of the best 3pt shooters of all time. He also saves Kyrie everytime he cant get a shot up.
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Louis Tomlinson’s beloved husband.
Interviewer- “Harry is on vocal rest, where’s louis? Is he on vocal rest too?”
Niall- *for fucks sake harry*
Liam- “I guess he’s just, tired”
(Somewhere else) Louis Tomlinson- “I love you Harry Styles”
Harry- “I love you too Loubear”
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-The neutral side-
A series of books. Currently 6 books, with the newest being titled: "Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince." The premise is that wizards and witches (and mythical creatures) exist, but are hidden from normal society. Centres around the boy for which the series is named, and his enterprises at a wizarding school.
-The Good Side-
This series is highly inventive, and just what the fantasy genre has needed to dig itself out of a slight rut it's been in for a decade or so. The author, (J.K. Rowling,) has been able to let Harry grow with his readers, with the first book being whimsical and light-hearted, and each succeeding novel become darker and darker, or more mature, whatever one's particular viewpoint is. Another talent that Rowling posesses is the ability to still keep an air of innocence and that same whimsy of the 1st book, with the darker, outer layer of her more recent works.
-The Bad side-
As with many series, there is one group who can make a mockery of said series. One group who always tarnishes the goodstanding and innocence of said series. In this case, this group may be divided into two distinct, but similar sub-species.
The Fangirl. - This is the keening, 15-year-old who partners the two amle protagnoists into gay love-affairs. This wouldn't be so bad, not bad at all, (in my opinion, I've got nothing against homosexuals,) if these pairings weren't of them pouding eachother's asses. The ages of these two people are 16. Or 15, as the new book (as of this post's publishing,) has been out for less than two weeks. They also write the fan-fiction where they themselves for some reason or another are a student at the Wizardry academy, and are somehow romantically entwined with the main character. Through these people, I have lost all faith in mankind.
The wapanese fangirl - Ah, this one. Perhaps worse than the former, this sub-species of fan-girl uses all the homoerotic pairings of their more common cousin, but use the annoying catch-phrases of "yaoi" and "kawaii". As you're more than likely sure, this sub-species jointly connects the wapanese and the fangirls, as obviously stated in the aboe heading. Not only do these ones write fan-fictions, but they also indulge in the homoeroticism of said fiction in comic or manga style. Someone's got a little trouble telling fantasy from reality...
-My Opinion-
Feel free to skip over this part.
No matter how much the "Bad Side" makes it sound, I'm not some christian, white-bread soccer mom out to get gays and people who like anime. I'm just some guy who got fed up..
Anyway. What do I think of the series? If you liked the Lord of The Rings, go for it. The two are distinct, but they'll warm your heart in the same way. Although, again, this is personal opinion, I enjoyed LOTR better than I have enjoyed reading thsi series, but it was a close match.
"Hey, the new Harry Potter's out. I should go get a copy...but then there's the lines...eh, I'll just wait a few days for it to die down."
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