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A person who knows the songs that Glee sings before they've sung them and let's EVERYONE know it. Glee Hipsters also hate those who only know songs from Glee.
Person: "Sing" is my new favorite song!
Glee Hipster: Me too! I love My Chemical Romance!
Person: Who? I'm talking about Glee
Glee Hipster: -_-
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A fake football fan. More likely to be seen on the Internet than in the stadium, where he usually annoys the real football fans with his smugness, while knowing shit about the game. Follows trendy teams like Dortmund and Napoli and is the first to leave the sinking ship.
Football hipster: Oh my. Your incorrect spelling matches with your unillumined knowledge of todays modern football. Pardon, total ignorance or simply deliberate forgery?
Real fan: Get lost, douchebag!
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A colloquial term used to describe seemingly average teenage girls who secretly take artsy hipster-esque pictures on the weekends to boost their self-esteems.
Girl 1: Let's go picnic in the park in our hipster attire this weekend.
Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.
Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters
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Having sex with a hipster who points out obscure details while banging about your naked body.
I had hipster sex last night and he kept pointing out how he loved the curves of my ears and how soft my toes were!
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When someone says "_____ was _______ before _______ was cool" this is how you respond
Person A: Ron Paul was Tea Party before Tea Party was cool.
Person B: What a hipster.
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A house hipster is a hipster that spends a long time around 'normal' people that they aren't classed as a hipster anymore but still basically is one.
John: Hasn't that Adam been spending a lot of time with those non-hipsters?
Steve: Yeah he's turning in to a house hipster.
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a hipster that spends most of there time doing community work, with there hipster friends.
yeah, she's such a community hipster, volunteering at every given chance.
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