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holding up for fingers (specifically if joe wintour holds them up) means that he is a gay individual that gets no bitches and likes it up the bum
joe is holding up four fingers as a way of expressing himself
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
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A phrase used by immortals like Harlz when Largs penises need to be held.
Harlz: “Yo Takerei fuck that bitch she can hold a frank”
When your girl is on her period and the only way to get her off without coming up like a you just left a Gwar concert is to peek her panties down enough to still cover the rappel line, kinda like a meth head looking out some blinds, holding jiggers for some shadow people.
"My boyfriend refused to go down on me when I am on my period until Mike showed him how to hold jiggers, like a man, and tounge punch Satan's doorbell all fucking night."
This means you pull absolutely no biches at all
Damn is that boy holding a pink shot, he definitely doesn’t pull no biches
The pancake hand hold is the most conservative of the hand holds. Used most commonly in a parent-child relationship. Palms together, fingers are not interlaced.
A: Let's hold hands.
B: Okay but only a pancake hand hold otherwise people will think we're dating!
This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best
It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there