Hook up sesh

The act of hooking up or getting with someone.

Hey you wanna meet me tomorrow for a hook up sesh?

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off tha hook

Lowered punishement from a deed or a complete pardon from a deed.

i was let off the hook after the cops found out it wasnt my gun after all

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off tha hook

real good
fish got off of hook

yo momma is off the hook

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Hooked Up

When someone is stoned, pissed or generally off their head after using drugs or drinking alcohol.

You were pretty hooked up last night when you spewed in that garden.

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rusty fish hook

you stick your finger in your own butthole, and then walk up to your victim and put the the same finger (in the shape of a fish hook) into their mouth and the inside of their cheek. Then pull like you are catching a fish.

He pissed you off? Give that dude a rusty fish hook!

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hook line and sinker

completely, totally

He got drunk hook, line, and sinker. (example of hook line and sinker)

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Captain Hook

When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.

*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.

I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.

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