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72 Hour Rule

The 72 hour rule is in reference to the amount of time you are supposed to wait to contact a girl, after you have had coitus.
The purpose of the 72 hour rule is to have the girl lose feelings after you muck her barn so you don't have to have any awkward conversations and you wont directly have to be a dick to her.
The 72 hour rule was first implemented by Jesus Christ, who waited approximately 72 hours to rise from the grave after everyone though he had been killed.

-48 hours is not near long enough as the girl you fucked might still be holding out hope.
-96 hours is too long as what you are doing becomes too obvious and she doesn't need to know what you are doing

On the first day she will still have strong feeling
On the second day she will be sad you ghosted her
On the third day she will just be pissed off

This is why we use the 72 Hour rule.

Guy1: Bro, did you fuck her last night?
Guy2: Yah I think i’m gonna text her and tell her I don't want anything serious, but thats gonna be hella awkward
Guy1: Bro, Just do what my dawg Jesus did and use the 72 Hour Rule!
Guy2: Thats great advice! Thanks!

by JewЬоу33 January 26, 2020

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Five-Hour Jaegerbomb

N.) A drink to dank in shot form, consisting of: Two parts Five hour energy and three parts Jaegerbomb. After drinking the feeling of death comes over you for thirty seconds, and then the overwhelming feeling of running for five miles and puking after five feet.
V.) to five hour bomb it

Jamie- Dude, Where's Greg?
Rob- He took three five-hour jaegerbombs and immediately freaked out, he ran off about five minutes ago.
Jamie- Fuck! Get your keys we have to go get him.
Rob- Why?
Jamie- He just five hour bombed three times. The fuck do you think?
Rob- Good point.

by orchardstreetbanger September 13, 2011

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Go 127 Hours

Being in a situation so uncomfortable that you would be willing to cut off your arm to get out of it.

Last night my girlfriend rented Twilight and insisted I watch it with her. Halfway through I was ready to go 127 hours to get the fuck out of there.

by Kitridge August 25, 2011

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Real Kiwi hours

The hours in which one may represent the equality in New Zealand.

"Wow, its really equal here in new zealand"
"It must be Real Kiwi Hours"

by YeetMyGuy February 6, 2018

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real isopod nigga hours

The time of day between 12:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. for niggas whomst've are isopods to express their true isopod feelings.

What time is it cole? It's real isopod nigga hours

by Hahapoopynig January 27, 2018

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10 hour 10 minute

Nick name for Hoshi from a k-pop group, SEVENTEEN. He's named Hoshi because his eye shape is placed 10:10 on the clock

New Carat: WOW! Hoshi's eye is like going up
Old Carats: That's why he's called 10 hour 10 minute

by bEyONd The banGtan August 17, 2017


24 Hour Drinking Challenge

Originating in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada's drunkest province. To complete this challenge you must stay up all day and night and continue drinking for the entire 24 hours without falling asleep. If you fall asleep you lose the challenge and the respect of your friends.

Me and da bys are going to our buddies shed for the 24 Hour Drinking Challenge

by Steeemo June 14, 2016

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