Epic Beard

When an event is beyond epic. Too amazing for normal words to describe

That concert was Epic Beard!

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Beard Cheers

When one bearded man touches his beard against another man's, as one would do with beverages. Beard cheers, bitches.

Danny: Beard Cheers, mate!
Geoff: Beard Cheers!!
*smash beards together but not hard enough to cause injury*
*high five*

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Sugar Beard

Aftermath of eating an Oscar Donut and having your beard covered in powdered sugar.

'Man, that was one hell of an Oscar Donut....it game me a full on Sugar Beard.'

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Bearded Clam

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.

That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

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Bearded Women

A freak of nature who god hates

Your mum is a bearded women

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the sniffles beard

when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery

i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color

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Beard Of Lincoln

Noun; A beard made of pubic hair and secured to the person's face by semen. The Beard of Lincoln is "given" by a man that ejaculates on their sexual partner's chin and cheeks, then rips a handful of his (or their) pubic hair and sprinkles the hair onto the semen. The semen secures the pubic hair to their face and resembles a beard.

"I busted my load on her chin, ripped out a handful of my pubic hair and threw it on the load." You would reply, "Oh man, you gave her the Beard of Lincoln."

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