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Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.
Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."
Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"
Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."
Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"
Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"
Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."
Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."
Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
When someone is so happy in a relationship they go and make a def. in urban dictionary about the other person in the relationship
Ex: Jane- an awesome girl any guy would sleep with
Guy 1:man look at that jane
Guy 2:wow she's nice
Guy 1:I'll do anything to get her
Man Kevin is so relationship high. He's made like 4 posts on urban dictionary named after Jane!
Oh yeah? Wow free relationship brainwashing that's great.
Hym "Wow so your just goingnto come right out the gate with 'JUST TAKE THE RELATIONSHIP BABY DICK!' thaaaaats... Fantastic? Yeah that's some crazy relationship brainwashing shit. I'm not with that shit dawg... "
A relationship between romantic lovable partners involving lots, and I mean lots, ( practically to the point of a literal fuck ton ) of sex.
"Me and my partner have a high octane relationship, we fuck twice a day."
When a person only dates someone because they feel bad for them
Ary and mr president are in a pitty relationship because arys uncle killed mr president
This is when a person is trying to pick who the person wants to be in a relationship with
Carly: so who would u choose. Ann:i dont know. i hate being in a fucking relationship shop
Where an individual has that many one night stands or dates with different people that they all merge into their version of a relationship.
1: "You've been on that many dates this week that they all seem to merge into a flick-book relationship!"