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IPRED is a stupid law which arrived the first April in Sweden, the law allows the Swedish government look through your mail, your internet history and various stuff. The law is mostly used to catch bitTorrent-uploaders and pedophiles. The law is mostly nothing to worry about.
Jorgen: I'm afraid I will get caught if I upload this new movie to ThePirateBay.
Greta: No worries, the IPRED Law isn't much to worry about.
A law stating that physical pain accumulates. So if somebody hits you lightly multiple times, you can take the sum total of the entire amount of force they applied to you, and apply it back on them in one punch. So basically if someone hits you with 10 pounds of force 10 times, you can hit them with 100 pounds of force once.
Andre: “dude! Why’d you hit me so hard?! I was barely tapping you.”
Cole: “bro, it’s Eddinburg’s law. Pain accumulates so I thought I’d let it stack up and biff ya real good.”
If you decide you don’t want something you have, but then change your mind you lose your place and have to get back in dibs line.
Brandon stepped out but changed his mind. Dibs law states Becca now has dibs and Brandon gets back in line.
The property that if an item can be crafted in any of the five boroughs of New York City, it can be crafted anywhere.
“Because of Sinatra’s Law, this can be made anywhere.”
Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.
Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"
Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."
Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."
Guy 2: "Suck a dick."
Rule whereby the time to reply to someone's text must be greater than or equal to the time it took for them to reply to your prior text.
John was doing great with that girl he met Friday night until he showed how eager he was by breaking the Law of Textivity. She took days to reply to his text and he writes back immediately. Amateur move.
Like Godwin's law, but with Orwell instead of Hitler.
As an online discussion grows longer and more heated, the probability of a comparison involving the literature of George Orwell approaches 1.
Named after a character in Animal Farm.
What budget little prick invoked Snowball's law this time?