Irish Stew

When a drunk girl is giving you head and she throws up all over your dick and then you cum in her mouth. She will then suck the throw up off of your dick and swallow the cum and barf.

Mom-"Honey are you hungry?"
Daughter-"No I'm ok, Mr.Teddoldi gave me some irish stew last night."

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Irish Goodbye

When someone avoids emotional situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened.

Rather than be honest about the reasons behind her actions Iranga pulled an Irish Goodbye... again.

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Irish Jackhammer

Ir·ish jack·ham·mer ahy-rish jak-ham-er (Verb)
The act of a man with a small penis pounding away mercilessly at a woman's vagina in attempt to get deeper.
(Noun) Small penis of any nationality.

I was having sex with this big girl. I had to give her the Irish jackhammer for her to even feel it!

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Irish Hooker

An alcoholic drink, much like a White Russian, but substitute the vodka with Irish whiskey.

Bartender, another Irish Hooker for me please!

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irish carnival

The brain of the dumbest, most incompetent individual you know. Such a stupid mind that nothing they say makes sense or nothing they do is cool or exciting.

"Man, my idiot friend Jake's mind is such an Irish Carnival. He literally can't read, write ,or spell."

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Irish party favor

Whenever someone motorboats a drunken man's penis.

I can't believe that hot chick gave Dave an Irish party favor last night.

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Irish Morphine

When someone is giving a parter oral sex, while ejaculating pull out and mushroom stamp them on the forehead causing them to numb.

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