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When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.
Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.
Not having any green or red in a card game or activity.
When playing Uno ( or anything with green and red ) and you have no green and red, "You ain't got no Christmas"!
An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.
So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.
When your about give her the dick but you want it to be a surprise.
Her: “What am I getting for Christmas?”
Me: “You’re about to get a 12 inch Christmas surprise”
That period of time, usually following New Year's, when you must take down all Christmas decorations and as a result, your house feels cold and naked.
John: Aw man... that spot by the fireplace where the Christmas tree used to stand feels so empty now.
Bob: Yeah, you're suffering from Post-Christmas depression. We all get it.
An outing on the town around christmas. A time for all the boys to go out, get shit faced and make some bad ideas. Usually involves binge gambling, liqueur, strip clubs and a momentum turner to finish the banger of a night.
It's meal time for the boys. Boys christmas meal, the only time to put dirty snatch finger in your mouth
A typical event in video games that occurs when there are so many flashing lights on a screen at a given time that you cannot focus on anything, let alone the character you are controlling. It is most common in action games. The term originated from the YouTube channel girlfriend reviews.
Sam: Hey Jake. How are ya doing?
Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.
Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.