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Urinate in a condom, freeze the condom, and using it as a dildo
In the deepening gloom of dusk,
Neil embarks on an arcane task,
Drawing from shadows, and urine so grim,
To summon forth the entity, Frosty Jim.
With each arcane pour, dark whispers arise,
Echoes of forgotten sorrows and cries,
Golden droplets shimmering, within limbs so thin,
A chilling creation takes shape, the fearsome Frosty Jim.
Nan, drawn by a haunting lure,
Steps outside, the atmosphere pure,
An ominous presence, the world grows dim,
Facing the harrowing sight of her nightmarish whim.
Moonlight's pallor casts an eerie glow,
As they circle, shadows begin to grow,
Nan's heart races, every beat a hymn,
To the dance of dread with Neil and Frosty Jim.
Under a sky of foreboding, stars seem to scream,
A tableau of terror, too real to be a dream,
In the midst of this horror, their fate looking grim,
Bound eternally to the spectral Frosty Jim.
When u piss inside a magnum condom and freeze it and use it like a dildo in her vagina and or ass,mouth etc.
Jennifer was home alone so she went to the freezer to hang out with her Frosty Jim
A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
A sexual act where the male covers his genitals in garlic butter before beginning coitus
He gave her a Garlic Jim after they got done with their pizza.
Jim from creative writing is that one person in your life that you talk to and does not know when you are clearly not interested in what they are talking about but keeps talking anyway. No matter how many clues you try to give
Friend #1: "Hey how did your date go last night?"
Friend #2 "Terrible, it was like I was on a date with Jim from creative writing"
A term used by some broccoli lookin ahh kids that hamg around the bench press 24/7 .If you use this term, you're corny asf and not cool. Your also very annoying and is hated by everyone at the gym. If you don't say this your automatically hot.
🥦💪🤏: WE GO JIM!!
Someone probably jacked: kys
Biggest f***king legend ever. Usually has a huge cock and is a beast at literally anything he does. If you meet a Jim Diddy you're probably gonna end up with a sore butt the next day.
Dude, you know that Jim Diddy guy? He's a fricking legend