A very hot individual who is considered one of the best people in the world
To masturbate, aka to jack off, jerk off, burp the worm
Will Jack jack the slack tonight?
person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded
"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"
The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).
Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!
As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"
"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"
"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends
the act of living in a freezer
boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"
boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
To enter an establishment, such as a Wal-Mart or Target, and ejaculate or squirt into a product, like a sock.
Then, you put it back for the general public to enjoy.
Last night I totally Jack and Dropped a tube sock in Wal-Mart. Left it in some ladies cart.
The sexiest man alive with the biggest dick out there
Jack Weiner went up me ass last night