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When two males 69 eating each other out with the audience of the family pets in the room to increase arousal.
"Man, the dog really wanted to escape the room when we were doing a Dirty Jacob. I was such a turn on."
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The best couple I've ever seen. They are almost exactly alike but one thing about Jacob, he would be nothing without Christina
Jacob and Christina are perfect for each other
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A piece of shit on a piece of shit app, also known as musically
Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright
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iPad kid. Always plays minecraft on his iPad and probably has sticky fingers and crumbs.
Do you know who the ipad kid is?
Yeah! That’s Karl Jacobs!
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A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.
Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.
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the kinda guy who mooches a ride off people
Ira Jacobs does this the best
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A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....
Nickname: Jacob Saggytits
Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh
Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry
R.I.P my friend
Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius
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