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poo jelly

A natural jelly that comes out only once every blue moon. It will one day become a prominent brand of jelly as common as the ground you walk upon.

Billy made a peanut butter sandwich. Then he added his precious poo jelly.

by Iwanttatorchips January 31, 2007


Jelly Belly

Skittles for white people.

Bob: Yo man, pull inta this 7-11, I need me sum Skittles 'n' Arizona Tea!

Frank: What? Why are you talking like that? How about a bag of Jelly Bellys and a nice chardonnay?

Bob: (sigh) Ok, but can we listen to Usher on the way home?

Frank: No! Silly honkey! Rap is for black people!

by retrocar February 06, 2013


Jelly Time

When a person puts KY jelly on their thumb. Then puts it in there butt usually done between 5 to 9 am or pm.

Hey can you come over around 5? No man its jelly time.

by ray ray12345 April 14, 2010


star-jelly

Star-jelly is your style and the aura you create. It is your unique/special quality. Star-jelly is what makes YOU fly.

As soon as she walked in the room her star-jelly made everyone pause.

She was shaking that star-jelly all over that dance floor.

He wasn't worried about being like the others. He was too busy shaking his star-jelly to imitate anyone else.

by AP Eighty March 12, 2014


Jelly Stain

The more intense version of the sun patch. When the ass recieves a blow so hard that it becomes bruised for several weeks. The purple color gives it the name "Jelly Stain".

Usually seen among s&m and bondage lovers.

"That Jelly Stain looks like Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass, man."

Chris: "Dude, did you know that Rosie O'Donnell is notorious for her sun patches and jelly stains?"
Kevin: "Yeah, on the news yesterday it said she gave Ellen DeGeneres a fat ass jelly stain on the set of THE VIEW."

by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006


jelly roll

The act of giving oral sex to a menstruating woman and then spitting the blood into her mouth.

no example necessary for jelly roll.

by luckyfox May 16, 2006


Peanut Butter Jelly

The mating call of dancing banana's.

Peanut Butter JELLEH!

by Tom November 30, 2003