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Skittles for white people.
Bob: Yo man, pull inta this 7-11, I need me sum Skittles 'n' Arizona Tea!
Frank: What? Why are you talking like that? How about a bag of Jelly Bellys and a nice chardonnay?
Bob: (sigh) Ok, but can we listen to Usher on the way home?
Frank: No! Silly honkey! Rap is for black people!
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When a person puts KY jelly on their thumb. Then puts it in there butt usually done between 5 to 9 am or pm.
Hey can you come over around 5? No man its jelly time.
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Star-jelly is your style and the aura you create. It is your unique/special quality. Star-jelly is what makes YOU fly.
As soon as she walked in the room her star-jelly made everyone pause.
She was shaking that star-jelly all over that dance floor.
He wasn't worried about being like the others. He was too busy shaking his star-jelly to imitate anyone else.
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The more intense version of the sun patch. When the ass recieves a blow so hard that it becomes bruised for several weeks. The purple color gives it the name "Jelly Stain".
Usually seen among s&m and bondage lovers.
"That Jelly Stain looks like Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass, man."
Chris: "Dude, did you know that Rosie O'Donnell is notorious for her sun patches and jelly stains?"
Kevin: "Yeah, on the news yesterday it said she gave Ellen DeGeneres a fat ass jelly stain on the set of THE VIEW."
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The act of giving oral sex to a menstruating woman and then spitting the blood into her mouth.
no example necessary for jelly roll.
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The act of pumping jam into ones jelly pump (ass) as a form of intense euphoria
Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up little Billy?
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!