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The act of shoving your fist in ones ass hole, then ripping it out as fast as possible causing a parade of matter to extract from the person's rectum. All this is happens while you wear the finest Italian knitting.
While Raul was eating his spaghetti he was given a "New Jersey Plunger" by his more distinguished brother Ted
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The act of inserting one's fist into another one's anus or vagina, and fist pumping like Pauly D, Mike, Vinny, or Ron off of MTV's hit reality show "Jersey Shore".
Jack: "You have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Hell yeahh! That girl loved it when I was Jersey Shore Fisting her!"
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Home to the two most contrasting areas of NJ. Bergen County is rich as hell and Hudson County is poor as hell (except Hoboken).
Jersey City Kid: $1?!?! That's way too much for a water bottle! Damn, I get that shit free at home.
Hoboken Kid: $7 for my caramel fudge whipped cream double espresso iced mochiatto Starbucks latte? Hell yeah! This shit is CHEAP as hell!
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First off, NO ONE says JOISEY or anything with an "oi". Most jersey people, at least where i live (North Jersey), talk like New Yorkers. We tend to put aw or au in everything.
(This doesn't mean that EVERY jersey resident speaks like this)
Me: I wawk and i tawk like i live in new york(or pronounced Yowk, depending which part of jersey yer from) and i drink lots a wawta (water) and cawfee.
*Yep, JURZEE's very unique
THIS is the most common North Jersey accent
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When you go to take a dump, and it is so lengthy that it bottoms out in the toilet bowl, so you must lift yourself up off the toilet seat to complete it.
I had to shit so bad when I got home, that I let out a New Jersey Submarine. I had to stand up in order to finish it. Boy, did it stink too.
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We DONT say Joisey. We tend to draw out our vowels like people from Philly. If your in North Jersey you may have a New York-Like accent, If your in South Jersey Philly is your city and you talk more like them. Not all people have accents because most people move here from other Countries, and Regions of the U.S. I tend to say "Worter" instead of "Water". I also Say "Caaary" instead of "Carry." and "Nevahdah" instead of "Nevada". We mostly don't have strong accents though and remember NO ONE EVERY SAYS JOISEY.
West Coast Person: Hey aren't you from "Joisey" (trying to make fun of an accent that no one has)
NJ Kid: Actually we say it like "JUR-ZEE" and most New Jersey Accents aren't that strong, it varies from person to person.
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You begin by performing 69 while standing; once you're finished & she swallows, you give the chick a WWF-style piledriver.
Note: it is very important to remove your equipment from her mouth before attempting a New Jersey Jackhammer so as to prevent a Guatamala Guillotine!
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