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The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.
I got jizz eye the other night from my boyfriend.
The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye
after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.
I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.
The last few drops of semen that leak out up to five minutes after initial ejaculation.
I just got my underwear on and looked down and had fizzle jizzed and had to change.
a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.
Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!
A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.
"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"
Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X
You blow the horn and people come.
I wish she hadn't blown her Jizz Horn, now I've ruined a good pair of pants!
Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.
Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.