A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.
Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed
a Joey is that tall, funny guy who's everyone's friend, he's the hot ringleader of the group, a gentle giant that gets rambunctious when he drinks, takes a lot of shots like a bro but needs a chaser like a bitch, sweet and smart, a shoulder to cry on, the whole package, especially since the "giant" part isn't just in reference to his height
Is good ol' Joey coming out?
Nah, not tonight.
Ah, fuck it then!
Joey is an ass but he chill but also weird
Damn joey
You chill
Miss you
But idk
How r u jo
A creepy creeper. Joey can effectively make all his female peers uncomfy and continue to think everyone loves him. Enjoys lurking around corners with sunglasses on. Also EXTREMELY sensitive and cries A LOT. If you know a Joey, please beware of these strange guys.
"Bro, Joey's here! Don't make eye contact!"
"Does Joey seem like he could be a furrry? I think so."
Joey is a rly hot guy who is loyal to his friends and family he is always their for his loved ones he is very kind and thinks about his loved ones a lot he has many attractive characteristics that everyone adores
Joey is so sexy
Is an incredibly kind and sweet guy. Is always there for people even if they don’t deserve it. Will do anything he can to make his loved ones happy. Incredibly hard working and doesn’t give up. As and incredible smile and beautiful eyes. He’s also incredibly loyal to whomever he’s with and constantly shows his love for them. He has a soft gentle touch that will leave you feeling protected and comfortable. If you have a Joey in your life never let them go cause there incredible
“Look there’s Joey”
“Really? He’s so nice”
Joey is a your local drug smuggler. He hates all race’s except white, he loves to beat hookers and prey on dead women. If you’re a women be cautious of this Joey variant he lurks at night and will attack you.
Omg it’s a Joey! Look he’s got a pet penis!