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The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.
"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"
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Most badass band member alive. Really holds together those more serious songs. Hollywood Undead is lucky to have him, and if they fuck up and lose him like they lost Deuce, the Undead army would just fall apart. He's been there since the beginning, and will be there until the end.
"I'm trying to get my rocks off so don't try to cockblock. I'll grab my sawed off and I'll blow your cock off! You know we drink so much we getting drunk for weeks!" - Johnny 3 Tears
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Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.
Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.
1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."
John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."
2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."
Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"
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When a straight man sees another man that is so cute, he would go gay for that one particular man.
Johnny Depp is so freakin' cute, I would totally turn gay for him. I think I'll diagnose him with what I'll call, Johnny Depp Syndrom.
Man, Tim has Johnny Depp Syndrome....
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An act where you terrorize multiple Jewish homes with that big dick hanging out while fucking the shit out of your uncle and selling children to pedos.
Hey uncle wanna preform Big Dick Johnny
Sure Derick
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Someone who shows up late, often.
"Look who finally showed up, Johnny come lately"
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When you have a friend who always lies about going to weddings so he can get out of social events.
Guy 1: Are you coming out this weekend.
Guy 2: No, I’m going to a wedding, AGAIN
Guy 3: Ohh he’s just pulled a dirty Johnny
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