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A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 14, 2019


vanilla jordan

Coolest dude you will ever meet get mad pussy smokes good blunts says funny shit hot as hell

Vanilla Jordan-my eyes are sticky

by Djckrocoa November 6, 2017


jordan little

A hot hunk of junk with cow meat that he got from his daddy alex. he is the second from alex and matches his hot masculinity. Jordan Little is good with his tongue and fast with his fingers. he also fucks the shit out of his chair in his room.

Girl 1: Bitch have you seen Jordan Little naked?
Girl 2: No but I heard his meat is bigger than Alex’s but Alex is still daddy!!!!

by mihhtnbeb January 3, 2020


jordan mccall

a type of sheep, soft with white wool, often found grazing in fields owned by black farmers.

I saw a jordan mccall in the pasture today.

by Reallrooster19 March 17, 2018


Jordan Mcginn

Fucking cool guy with a 11 in her. Was the first ever laid and slays 24/7. Watch your back or he will fuck your bitches vag and bumhole.

I'm such a Jordan Mcginn

by Official Jordan June 21, 2016


jordan yates

The best nigga to hang out with he fucks all the bitches he has the biggest damn big black cock you will ever see. If you ever meet a Jordan with the last name Yates let him hit the pussy.His nuts are very hairy and he is the best at licking the pussy. Overall Jordan Yates will be the best man to date,fuck,and hang out with.

You see jordan Yates' new porno he has the biggest fucking dick.

by savage drippy October 5, 2017


jordan benton

A socially retarded dumbass.

That dude is pulling a Jordan Benton. We better pop him.

by Qwertyuioplajd February 12, 2018