July 11

The day you kick someone with their name starting with a t and ending with a n

Imma kick trayten on July 11

July 11

1. When Erin was born all the smart confident and gorgeous people like Erin are born
2. Also a lucky number day. 7/11

Guy: Hey,when is your birthday?
Girl: Oh it’s July 11

Guy: Hey,when is your birthday?
Girl: Oh it’s July 11

Jailbait Julie

A wonderful young girl that looks 18+ but isn't

Is that Jailbait Julie? Well better not tap that.

July 24

National slap your brother/sister day when your parents can't get mad.

Slap them as hard as you can to get good use there is only 1 July 24th.

July 27

National Slap a midget day!

Go to any midget and just- WHACK

Void: hey guys
Someone: *SLAP*
Void: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!
Someone: national Slap a midget day! July 27

July 27

July 27th is National send pic day you will need to send at least 5-10 pics to anyone

July 27 Girl needs to send 5-10 pics to anyone

Men need to send 5-10 pics to anyone

July 27

Who is born this day has a XXL cock
And never forgets the strap at home.

“Damn he was born on july 27 ? he definitely is strapped with double Glizzys!”