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possessed by a Karen

When you take a problematic female less seriously because of institutionalized sexism, assuming she has no real power though she directly or indirectly benefits from (usualluy white) privilege. With prolonged exposure, the sheer force of empathy will erode your sense of self and you will start to rationalize Karen antics. Exacerbated by mental illness, attractiveness, vacillating from self-deprecation to self-aggrandizement, and irony poisoning.

"I know she says problematic things but her absurd takes make me lmao."
"Just be careful you don't get possessed by a Karen."

by poocsytipoop January 22, 2021


Desi Karen

The "Desi Karen", also known as the "Desi Auntie" by the natives of the Indian subcontinent, is the final evolution of the females of the Desi-ous Human-ous species.

Common way to recognize a "Desi Karen" are by constantly judgmental stares, comparing their children to you (typically in ways that insult their own children), trying to set up random people with their children (a bit rarer though), gossiping, watching dramas, making small thing big deals, and yelling a lot.

The prerequisites for being known as a so-called "Desi Karen" are fluid and not set in stone. Generally, however, they have a few generally accepted requirements.
1. They be at least 30 years old. This is because for most Desis, to become an auntie you need at least 30 years of life experience to piss you off enough to evolve. However, there are exceptions, as there have been cases of Desis becoming Aunties in under 20 years.
2. They have to be women. This one is a given, a Desi man that fits all the above traits in paragraph 2 is just an uncle trying to be hip or something.
3. They have to be Desi. Duh.

"Wow, all my Mom's friends are SUCH Desi Karens!"

by ThisGuyWhoNamesPeopleLol September 14, 2021


karen wilson

When your dick has been wanked too hard and it feels like your dick has been ripped off!! Possibly by someone called Karen.... basically your Carrying your Penis.... Karen (to carry) Wilson (Penis)

I saw Karen the other night.... we had a nice time but after I had a Karen Wilson!!

by Rbobby April 23, 2019


Target karen

the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.

I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance

by ThatGuy3742 March 4, 2021


Soy Karen

A sub species of the typical Karen.

Example:
She nannies adults by ear splitting screams of “ use your words, use your words”!!! She extolls the virtues of soy and is a rabid vegan and reads you the riot act if you aren’t.

A Soy Karen sends gloppy soy “yogurt” for her child to eat at a birthday party.

by Sparkle Eyed July 18, 2020


Karen Joyce

A name commonly given for women whose life is driven by passion and defined by everything she love. She is strong-willed, compassionate, and her heart is pure but she can be most of the time— a walking contradictions.

Karen Joyce enjoys solitude more than anything else in this world.

by fromg_00 October 21, 2021


Fat Karen

Any four door pickup truck driven as a personal vehicle.

Tyler had to choose between child support and making the payment on his Fat Karen 350

by JB Hooligan December 16, 2022

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