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She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.
Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*
When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must.
When your man is in pain you give him a Karen on a couch.
When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.
My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.
A sub species of the typical Karen.
Example:
She nannies adults by ear splitting screams of “ use your words, use your words”!!! She extolls the virtues of soy and is a rabid vegan and reads you the riot act if you aren’t.
A Soy Karen sends gloppy soy “yogurt” for her child to eat at a birthday party.
the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.
I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance
A name commonly given for women whose life is driven by passion and defined by everything she love. She is strong-willed, compassionate, and her heart is pure but she can be most of the time— a walking contradictions.
Karen Joyce enjoys solitude more than anything else in this world.
A female member of a conservative political party, who votes against women's rights, and publically excuses the sexist behaviour of male colleagues.
"here we go again, another sex scandal, I can't believe there are women who support these pigs-"
"And the auntie Karen's who work for them"
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