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The Kevin Challenge
A challenge involving one Major Faggot and a minimum of 17 other faggots.
The challenge: Suck off and ingest the cultures of every faggot in 8 minutes or less. This challenge has only ever been completed by Kevin, hence "The Kevin Challenge". If this task is completed with less than 17 other faggots, it cannot be considered a "challenge", but merely "A Regular Kevin Afternoon."
Matt: I just completed The Kevin Challenge today
Kevin: Why didn't you invite me?
Matt: You were there. You participated...
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A term Kevin Federline can have many meanings, such as
1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school!
Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!
Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.
Sheila: That's my little boy.
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One-half of the Outsiders, one of the most influential wrestling tag teams ever created. Founded the nWo with Scott Hall and Hulk Hogan.
Sweet Jesus, my quad!
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Person who leaves their team to join the team that beat them to have a chance to win a ring.
Synonyms: Snake, Cupcake, Traitor, Soft
Hey my team just lost so I'm going to pull a Kevin Durant}
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The act of passing out immediately after jerking off to sex act descriptions on urban dictionary.
What happened to that guy?
He passed out after jerking off to the urban dictionary definition of truffle butter without wiping off. He's going to be one krusty kevin in the morning.
Kevin is a god a among men. His voice soothes the wildest souls. His advice saves the most pitiful men. His holy sight cleans the most filthy. He is everything and everyone, everyone is kevin, yet only one man IS kevin.
O holy kevin pynes...
Oh my kevin pynes
When you have Friday off and start drinking on Thursday like it’s Friday
1: Dude why are you up at 2am on a Thursday?
2: Because it’s Kevin Friday bro raaaaaaaaage
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