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why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 18, 2010

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Turn The Key

A sexual act performed when you are fucking a girl doggy and while fucking, you suck your thumb briefly then stick your thumb up the girls ass with your nail facing down towards her pussy and then turn your hand 90 degrees.

Yo, Stacy told me to turn the key last night and it really turned her on to the point she was gushing all up on me.

by TheGuanchillian December 30, 2023


dean keys

A nigger or beaner who like to suck on french fries

Ur a dean keys

by Ndran July 23, 2017


Mustache Key

The key to a great mustache.

Bro, you’re Stache is coming in strong. Take it to greatness with the Mustache Key!

by Mr. Mustachekey May 11, 2021


The key to paradise

The penis

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"I gave her the key to paradise last night"

by Directioner369 May 2, 2024


the f3 key

no one uses it... raise awareness

wow, I can't believe you use the f3 key it's so useless

by pejrejfesekdc msqaz , August 8, 2018