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Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...
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When wiping the ass after an exceptionally productive poop, a knuckle is accidentally raked across the large, volcanic cone-shaped pile.
I must remember to give myself a courtesy flush to keep from getting these damned poop knuckles.
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When fucking a girl, and about to cum, pull out and jerk it out so that your spunk oozes down your knuckles. This will resemble brass knuckles. Finally, just punch that hoe in the face.
"Dude..."
"What?"
"I gave that bitch a bruise AND my love juice on her face."
"Niiiiicee. I guess she got some Creamy Knuckles."
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Tommy is a bissness man out of NYC. Getting his start by manufacturing 6.5" chains and cables for construction sights. He's a know friend and colleague of Balboni
You guys work with Tommy Tuff Knuckles out of New York City, don't ya?
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The slang name for the labia which is known for a very experienced woman or whore to have. (See Camel Toe or Clam Shell for like definition. These are the same, but young girls or young women to have these.
Damn, did you see the fucking "Moose Knuckle" on that whore.
(See Sloppy Moose Knuckle and Moose Tracks)
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When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".
Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"
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The Ugandan cum knuckle is a sexual act where during sex you ask your partner if they "Know Da' Wae", and if they do not "Know Da' Wae" you punch them in the face with a fist full of CUM.
She didn't Know Da' Wae, so i gave her the old Ugandan Cum Knuckle.
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