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Pulling a rabbit out of one's anus.
I pulled a magic trick with flopsy and poopsy.
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When a man ejaculates onto the tip of his mother's dildo. His mother then uses the dildo to impregnate herself.
Djhon: MmmmHmmm......Get ready my sweet mama for a magic dildo....
Shayquan: Oh lord jesus......I am ready......
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tobacco/marjuana smoking pipe made out of floam(tm)
"Hey come on, it's called puff puff pass, not puss wait a million years pass!!! Give me that magical spoon!"
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Any technology device that you can't deny is what you really want. In my boring house the modem is the magic box. It could be a TV. I have also refered to my laptop as a magic box.
Nothing should really be a magic box but in today's introverted world you see it much too often. Any magic box is likely to lead to an obsession; or is the obsession.
My mom took away the magic box because she is a bitch. My life sucks right now.
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a womans pussy when shes lying on her back
yo laca i totally invaded her magic diamond
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of virgins. $12/ 60 cards = you got jacked, preteen!
"Best Cardgame" isn't saying much, to the dismay of two hundred thousand boner-nursing thirteen-year-olds clutching sticky binders full of bits of paper.
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when you paint your penis to the colors of the rainbow and have sex. after sex you offspring will be colored
i had such a big magic wand, it was beautiful
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