Making Diamonds

When you’ve been holding in a poo so long that you’ve gone from solid coal to the required pressure to make hard diamonds.

Man, ‘dem quaaludes got me backed up so good I’ll be making diamonds if that peanut butter doesn’t work soon.

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make the playoffs

v. phrase To do well at a meeting, school assignment, on a date etc. An obvious parallel with the world of sports is bing drawn.

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Yo, that is some excellent essaying you got going there. You keep up that fine sentence writing and you are a top pick to make the playoffs.

Ahhh, thanks teach.

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run, making a

To aquire a 64oz soda(pepsi, sprite) at a gas station or liquor store. such as AM/PM being the dominant run, 7/11, chevron, those cheap gas stations, dairy mart, any thing else is un exceptable. If your not an original dopnt make a run or ull end up hurt!

"Hey foo lets go make a run, ORIGIANLS ONLY"

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makes cents

Something that makes economic sense.

Buying all of our clothes now while the store has the 50% off sale makes cents.

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Making Out

On the last day of the semester, people go to secret spots where no one can see them, and perform this action which is open mouth kissing, involving the tongue.

Many people do this because they won’t see their significant other in a while, so they do this to say goodbye.

Hooman 1: On the last day, I was making out with my girlfriend
Hooman 2: Where did you go?
Hooman 1: Behind storage containers

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making a peeps

(vb) The act of announcing you are going to the bathroom to a group of three or more, then going to the bathroom to urinate.

Mike: Hold that thought...
Carl: No don't go making a peeps
Mike: I gotta make a peeps
Mike: *makes a peeps*

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Making Lemonade

When three or more old gay men cum at the same time during sex; usually an orgy.

Bro: I saw my grandpa and his two gay neighbors having sex.

Bro2: So did they were making Lemonade

Bro: Yeah! Weirdest shit ever!

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