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When a man asks a woman to marry him on facebook.
I just frosty martined that gal today!
A German priest, circa 1900-1952, almost purged by Hitler at Mauthaussen.
Martin Niemoëller wrote a poem called when they came for the communists.
When semen is used as lubricant.
Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?
Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.
Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".
Oh my god this guy has absolutely no game with the ladies! He is such a Martin Lucien Teo!
That's a friend that anyone has, that is very clever and autistic.
Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
OMFG i LOOOOOOVE Jens Martin