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Usually a nice guy, who can Take care of his girl, and is obsessed with music and sports.Known to be really good at sex. Has the biggest i dont give a fuck attitude.
Girl: hey Martin, last night was fun:)
Martin: i know
Es el tipo más gay y feo del mundo, nadie lo quiere pero se lo quieren cojer.
En el mundo no es más importante pero es rubio teñido gay muy pero muy gay
A person that loves to go off on a tangent. Also loves himself.
What’s the point of this story? Don’t be such a Martin.
A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.
My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin
A spanish ecuadorian green eyed dick who smells like a grandpa and can't speak english. he's a ben ten because all his hoes are ten. he will date you for a couple hours and then tell you about his ex tifanny. he is sped af but he can make you laugh
Random Kid 1: "He is so gay what tf"
Emily: "Oh yeah thats just Martin my soulmate"
he's quite the most wonderful person you ever meet, he is caring, loyal, intelligent, handsome, sweet but also sour sometimes. Martin is someone you can always count on he's a very trustworthy and warm-hearted soul. If only he could see that he's that his existence is changing other ppls lifestyle. He's that kid who gets along with everyone and always fit in those popular school groups, he's probably a dog and catlover but he hates bugs. There's also some sides you will never know about him, he seems very lovely and nice around other but could talk shit right behind their backs once you're close with them. He also is an addict but will never admit it and if you ever plan to confess to him, give him time and don't rush. Anyways he's a good friend and pretty polite when it comes to elder ppl, so don't be afraid and get yourself a Martin, a perfect savage Boyfriend who will open up to you very quick.
A: Hey do you know this kid Martin?
B: oh Martin? that one emo idiot?
A: what? i mean... like yes him💀