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A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.
My Mega Shlong is an old lady
a bong made from a bucker covered in saran wrap and tubes poked in it.
dude we had eight people hooked on the mega bong last night
A bird that is mistakenly taken for a caterpillar or worm
Him: wow! What kind of caterpillar is that?
Her: it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000
It’s a rare green bird also mistakenly taken as a caterpillar or worm.
Wow what kind of caterpillar is it?
Oh it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000
A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
A really bright neon green to the point where it’s mega
His shoes have mega green on them