Rural Dictionary

Six Pack Mile

Refers to the purchase of a 'six pack' of alcohol and the subsequent consumption and walk to a chosen destination therafter. This may vary however in both, amount of alcohol consumed and in the length of the drunken walk. If upon passing a second alcohol depot, the trek may be lengthened to compensate for further purchases.

There is no limit to consumption or distance.
This is usually carried out in a public place, most commonly in a large city, therfore descretion is advised e.g - use of paper bags or dummy beer coolers.

Nathan - Hey, you wanna do the six pack mile after work? I want to get some more photos of Nep.

Andrew - You read my mind dude, which way you wanna walk?

Nathan - Through the park, then city. We'll just train is from Central Station.

Andrew - Its not so much a mile is it.. Its like ten..

by omgitzandrew June 18, 2009

Franko miles correa

The most hottest truest brother. He is the definition of hot. When he goes into a kindergarten all the kids fall in deep love. And he is the worst of friend because he is a brother… and a lover

Hey Franko miles correa my brother and secret lover how are you bro

Or: you should act more like a Franko miles correa you don’t make me throb and you aren’t the best to talk to

by Beaver tuna November 24, 2021

Miracle mile

Getting yourself off in under 2 minutes. 60 seconds if you have a penis.

"Girl my man was so busy watching the game last night, I wen't to the bathroom and ran a miracle mile."

by WhitneySo August 11, 2022

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OpposingFork 2.5 miles away

OpposingFork 2.5 miles away is opposing fork many miles away he doesnt use miles however it is significant to note that the closest toilet to opposingforks house is 2.5 miles away. Fork doesnt own a toilet, so when he wants to poop he walks 2.5 miles to the nearest toilet, fork can hold his poop for 2 hours so he doesnt have to worry since he has plenty of time to reach the toilet.

the toilet of OpposingFork 2.5 miles away !

by Dako123 October 25, 2023