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Well, a term that is used to insult someone who is very pretentious, and seems to think the world revolves around her.
Becky. Who i hate. For a number of reasons. Including the fact she is "little miss high and mighty".
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A female who is short in height but equipped with a serious pair of boobs and a big time booty. She tends to walk with a swaggering motion such to accentuate the extreme nature of her curvy physique.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think out that little cutie Kate?
Guy 2: She's hot fo' sure bra, she is has some serious booty on her. Look at that Little Miss Chunk-a-lot go!
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To jerk or not to jerk? That is the question. Essentially, you take your little lady out to a nice evening on the town, treating her to a fine meal and such. Being the nice guy you are, you invite her back home to the tune of a few hits of LSD. 30 minutes later you find yourself masterbating at a furious pace of 100 beats a minute, chasing your girl around the house screaming "I am Spartacus" and tossing little pickles at the back of her head.
You then wake up the next morning to your car keys in your ass and a pug humping itself.
"Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde, the gift that keeps on giving."
Have you ever used a charity to achieve your own fame?
Do you call getting your leavers form signed an "appearance"??
Then you my friend are a Miss Teen National Treasure. During the reign of being Miss Teen National Treasure you post 3 of the same photos on Instagram, wear a crown, and make appearances.
I am your Miss Teen National Treasure because I raised money for charity only because I knew it'd make me 'famous'
When you're a demi or asexual and when a person or friend you haven't talked to in basically forever just suddenly hits you with some flirt or hand hold or some kind of b.s. while you're just casually chatting.
Person 1: It's been forever since we last talked, let's catch up.
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit
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miss mama gurl is a name to call your really true friend, and it will hold the bond.
HEYY MISS MAMA GURL HOW YOU DOIN
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