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a guy who rizzes a girl in a really odd, awkward and irregular way; an awkward and spooky charecter; creature like person
My friends lover is such a sus monster.
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When someone takes a rip (in particular reference to marijuana) that is too much for them. Resulting in choking and or coughing a lung out.
wow that was a monster rip bro
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Italian codardo who has no understanding of the country he resides in. Sometimes codardo con la barba but he can be senza barba. Assume he’s from the south of Italy due to his incoherent linguistic skills and understanding of the world. Codardo.
Ciao spaghetti monster! Tu sei un codardo.
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The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)
1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.
2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"
"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"
"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"
"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
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To lay down and roll over someone else who is laying down next to you.
He started monster trucking her in the bed when she refused his advances.
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An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.
Otherwise known as a "Simone".
Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!
Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.
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A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.
Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!
Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"
Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."
Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"
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