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saturday morning slut- when you wake up after a wild party the next day only to find a trashy slut next to you in the bed. The bed is wet and there is usually a rubber under the sheets.
If you have more drinks than your liver can handle and black out in a Philly apartment then you are most likely to experience a saturday morning slut.
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When a girl wakes up from a wet dream dripping with morning dew from her vagina much like when a flower has morning dew on its pedals.
I had this dream about Adam Levine last night and I woke up wetter then a morning glory flower soaked in dew.
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to have sex
Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
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Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.
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That special time in a young man's life when its 7 o'clock in the morning on December 25th, and out of excitement he runs down the stairs at full speed, not expecting a sudden pain as his newly fallen balls flap against his thigh. This right of passage makes you think twice about running down the stairs next year.
Guys, i'm only 10 but this year was my Christmas Morning!
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Is the sound that PewDiePie make for calling the sheep council followers to a 30 minutes reunion
Good morning gamers today we will fuck water sheep
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Lifting morning wood with you closest friend/friends usually occurring around dawn.
Hey Ruby, I'm busy doing morning wood lifting with Alex. Talk to you later
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Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.
"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"
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