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When a male puts his nut sack over a female's nose and mouth while she is sleeping and snoring, thus creating a mud flap effect, as that of a mud flap blowing in the wind against a tire.
I give my girlfriend a mud flap every night.
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Persons at events of all kind most notedly Woodstock, other folk or Pagen events who find mud. now matter how dry the area is to cover themselves with.
These people, first noted in the literature after suddenly appearing at the original Woodstock music festival 25 years ago in 1969, are unique in all the world’s societies in that there appears to be absolutely no racial or ethnic basis for the origin of their society. The individual Mud People from many different ethnic backgrounds share a culture based solely on an affinity for mud. They are immediately visually recognizable by their unusual practice of covering themselves in mud literally from head to toe, their eyes generally being the only area of their body not coated with mud. they are often skyclad
Jon: i went to Woodstock in 1994 you should have seen all the mud people.
Sue: really what were they like?
Jon: covered head to toe in mud, not all were wearing clothes
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When a man, gay or otherwise, has anal sex with at least 3 or 4 other men throughout the same day and night. Girls can be count as part of the mud run, but the one making the run is always a guy.
Guy 1: You guys wanna come over this weekend for a BBQ, some drinks and then maybe a mud run.
Guy 2: Ah, yeah, that could be fun. I've never done a mud run before.
Guy 1: You don't know what you're missing. You can even bring a couple of girls along, just not too many.
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When a person has explosive diarrhea which is used as lubricant for a session of anal sex (aka. ass fuck)
I poured a bunch of laxatives into her coffe without her knowing and that night we had a mud slide.
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When your banging a chick so hard she farts out a little shit on to your balls. Also see Mud Flaps.
"I was fucking that chick so hard she blew out a little nut mud."
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A mud duck is a slutty chick that "flys from pond to pond" sleeping with dudes until one or more of them has had a piece and are done with her. Then she flys to the next pond and does the same thing. (The pond being a clique of guys that all hang with each other)
Who's the new chick hangin all over Ryan?
That's Stacy, she's the new mud duck.
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One who over indulges in the pleasure of anal sex with both sexes without a condom.
Last night I fucked you mum in the ass, this morning i woke up and plundered your brothers. Dammit man, i am the worlds greatest fucking mud digger.
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