1. A slang term for a fuck buddy!
2. If you are actually going out with the girl, then it just means that she's the girl that gives you what you want.
3. Something to call someone if they start irritating you. Or just a word to call someone because it's funny. nice to put half baked before it.
1. Yo zack, sheniqua is my cunt-muffin!
2. That Ethan kid over there is a half baked cunt-muffin!
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A plain or pudgy dude who fancies himself to be a real ladies man.
Why do I attract all the spud muffins?
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This is when you wear your pants around your waist to tight and a roll of fat hangs over the egde, just like a muffin!
OMG look at the fat hanging off around the pants.
Yeah thats a muffin pants
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Rag Muffin, the end result of a female's sanitary pad after use. Puffed up and red somewhat resembeling a long red/pink muffin.
I found someones rag muffin in the bathroom.
My finger swelled up like a rag muffin when i got stung by that bee.
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lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee
Ahh, who could not love the products of the Muffin Man
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I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.
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A religious icon that refutes the existence of all self serving religious beliefs
Because they murder in the name of Allah, the cosmic muffin shall smite them.
The cosmic muffin looked down on Jesus and pitied him
Im hungry. Its muffin time.
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