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Take three shots of Jager then take a nap.
Allen: How did you miss your final exam brah?
Chris: Shit I was taking a Jager nap!
Allen: Winning!
The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.
Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.
We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.
A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.
Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
When one convinces themselves that they need to take a nap, but can’t actually fall asleep so they end up just wasting time unintentionally
My insomnia made me take a Misleading time nap before studying for the final.
A nap that lasts for most of the day
Man, my girlfriend has been asleep for 12 hours. It has turned into a real RyAnn nap!
When a guy masturbates in bed.
I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.
When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet
Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy