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when you pick up a ho on the tour home from work.
Eric: Tom can we do a ho tour on the way home from work.
Tom: As long as I can pick up my ho too.
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1. A puffed up haircut, usually held aloft with excessive amounts of gel and stanky spray; often a geri-curled
multi-colored mess, typically adorning street walking skank-ass prostitutes.
2. Any haircut which makes a bitch look whorishly hot.
With a big date planned later that night, Shamika went out and got a brand new ho-doo to match her shiny silver "fuck me" pumps.
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Absurdly, ridiculously, dangerously huge hoop earrings. Huge-ass hoop earrings, at least 4 inches in diameter; down to the shoulder or beyond, is even better. May be thin and simple, may be CZ-encrusted and gaudy. Think Snooki, think Rihanna. See also, hoop earring theory, though data is largely anecdotal.
Whoa, her ho-hoops are the size of hula hoops! Does she take them off for fighting?
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A female who leverages her way into the likes and path of professional athletes, most notably in the action sports community in Southern California. These women rub shoulders with some of the highest ranking motocross riders and other athletes and sleep with these men for street credibility and to be put in the spotlight hoping to get a taste of fame. They seduce riders by offering free sexual favors and becoming their personal escort. These women have no souls.
"Dude, did you hear Ashley slept with Villopoto?" Yeah? I heard she leveraged her way into Sheckler's bed too! Haha, she's the biggest pro ho!"
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1. A female who will do nearly anything and everything to obtain marijuana.
2. A girl who is so occupied with finding or using marijuana that she neglects to interact socially in any way that does not lead to this goal's accomplishment.
You're never going to score with that chick man. She's a reefer ho, and you have no green...
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A ho you keep in the background in case your main ho dumps you, for rainy days and shit. Doesn't necessarily have to be enacted.
"It sucks that Blake dumped you, but at least you have Connor and Julian to think about."
"I have more sleeper hos than I know what to do with."
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This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."
Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.
In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!
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