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A frustrating night in which one gets only a couple hours of sleep due to work, stress or partying (as opposed to a full night's rest).
BILLY: Susie, you look like sh*t today!
SUSIE: Thanks, Billy.
BILLY: Seriously, what's wrong?
SUSIE: I don't know! I went to bed at eleven and didn't fall asleep until three! Got only four hours of sleep!
BILLY: Sounds like a night nap.
SUSIE: Yes, it was a night nap!
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the time when there is no school and every night is a party night. no one seems to care what day it is and quite often no one can remember what day it is. the time to drink, smoke, and poke without worries. the end of summer and summer nights come without warning but by that time most have developed summer lungs, so it doesnt really matter...
also a terrible song by Lil Rob
Mike: What's going on tonight?
Me: I don't know but its a summer night, lets get shitty!
Summer nights: live it up, drink it down, laugh it off
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1)To call someone unattractive over for sex while keeping all your lights off (inside and out) so neither you nor your neighbors can see what they look like. Then once you're done you hurry them out to keep your sexual encounter a secret.
2)Someone to have sex with too embaressing/ugly to let anyone see.
I was horny as hell and needed a "night flyer", so I called that toothless, forty-two year old woman from the bar to come over last night.
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One who gallavants and/or peruses in the night time. Often wears darker attire to disguise their true identity. Having at least several of the following qualities: stealth, wit, agility, sex appeal, wizardly powers, hispanic origins, and an inner beastliness.
Wow, did you see that shadow? That was probably a night ninja
Dude we should get out of here, this is night ninja territory after 10 pm
I want to be a night ninja for Halloween!
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A spliff or joint which is smoked before going to bed to help the smoker go to sleep.
Sorry I can't sell you any of my stash. I've only got enough for my good night.
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The consequence for drinking way too much for around 10 years. You have made x amount of trips to gin lane, had x amount of blue mondays, and now, it's time to pay. Every time you go to sleep, you believe yourself to be attacked by a variety of animals. Cobras, Rattlers and Scorpions all make a guest appearance in the sham known as your life under the covers.
Pa:
AHHH! COBRAS! AHHHH!
You:
What was that?
Me
Ah, man dad's night terrors are happening again....
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night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.
1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.
2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.
"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'
Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'
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