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Epic Beard

When an event is beyond epic. Too amazing for normal words to describe

That concert was Epic Beard!

by welovevesa January 29, 2009

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Bearded Clam

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.

That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Nelsin August 14, 2018

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the sniffles beard

when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery

i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color

by The king Friday September 9, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bearded Women

A freak of nature who god hates

Your mum is a bearded women

by YourMumForPresident October 29, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Burning Beard

A female with naturally red hair down there in the pubic region.

Jasmine has naturally red hair. She doesnt shave her pussy, so she can be refered to as a burning beard. She has red pubic hair, like if it was on fire, hence the word "burning beard"

by tejasrc February 18, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beard Of Lincoln

Noun; A beard made of pubic hair and secured to the person's face by semen. The Beard of Lincoln is "given" by a man that ejaculates on their sexual partner's chin and cheeks, then rips a handful of his (or their) pubic hair and sprinkles the hair onto the semen. The semen secures the pubic hair to their face and resembles a beard.

"I busted my load on her chin, ripped out a handful of my pubic hair and threw it on the load." You would reply, "Oh man, you gave her the Beard of Lincoln."

by iceman 69 December 23, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sugar Beard

Aftermath of eating an Oscar Donut and having your beard covered in powdered sugar.

'Man, that was one hell of an Oscar Donut....it game me a full on Sugar Beard.'

by PhatPat33 June 14, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž