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When an event is beyond epic. Too amazing for normal words to describe
That concert was Epic Beard!
Aftermath of eating an Oscar Donut and having your beard covered in powdered sugar.
'Man, that was one hell of an Oscar Donut....it game me a full on Sugar Beard.'
A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.
Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.
Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.
Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.
Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.
That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
A freak of nature who god hates
Your mum is a bearded women
when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery
i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color
Noun; A beard made of pubic hair and secured to the person's face by semen. The Beard of Lincoln is "given" by a man that ejaculates on their sexual partner's chin and cheeks, then rips a handful of his (or their) pubic hair and sprinkles the hair onto the semen. The semen secures the pubic hair to their face and resembles a beard.
"I busted my load on her chin, ripped out a handful of my pubic hair and threw it on the load." You would reply, "Oh man, you gave her the Beard of Lincoln."
When one bearded man touches his beard against another man's, as one would do with beverages. Beard cheers, bitches.
Danny: Beard Cheers, mate!
Geoff: Beard Cheers!!
*smash beards together but not hard enough to cause injury*
*high five*