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sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

by kootermaniac April 02, 2004


Peter with a Beaver Face

Peter with a Beaver Face is usually somebody that isn't very good looking and often look like Donkey from Shrek. Peter with a Beaver Face are most likely to take part in fake gangs usually Crips or Hells Angels. Peter with a Beaver Face are often spastic and rude but sometimes they also steal, do not attempt to give them any type of drug it usually doesn't end well, often results with them trying to attack you the next day from withdrawal. Overall Peter with a Beaver Face Isn't a good guy to be around at all.

Person 1 Hey it's that Peter with a Beaver Face stay away from him he might try to suck your dick for bag darts!

Person 2 Yeah fuck that kid, he better keep his distance from me or I'll beat in his ugly Peter with a Beaver Face

by Peter with a Beaver Face May 24, 2019


wide open beaver

noun,
the image of a woman with her legs splayed proudly showing her glory for the world to see.

" where's that book of wide open beavers?"
Kurt Vonnegut in his book 'Breakfast of champions' beautifully illustrates the point.

by qwfwq July 27, 2006


5 o'clock beaver

Short pubic stubble on a girl's vagina that has grown since the morning shave, usually seen on a prostitute after an honest day's work

Man: Rough day at work? You've got that 5 o'clock beaver.
Prostitute: Tell me about it.

by (b O_o)b June 29, 2011


Backwards Bloody Beaver

When a girl is on her period, eat her out from behind. When there is enough blood in your mouth spit it in your hand. Then reach your arm between her legs and slap her in the face. Then yell "Headshot!".

1. "I just gave that girl a Backwards Bloody Beaver!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"

by TM2 October 19, 2010


coin operated beaver

A prostitute. Also an insulting reference to a cheap or whore-a-licious woman.

Aaron was so ugly that he had to use a coin operated beaver to get any.

by Capn’ Obvious July 11, 2008


brushing her beaver

When a woman strokes just the hair in front of her front private part (beaver )
She does it in a ticklish manner.

This is a slang word

The pre-stages of a woman playing with herself . This is done to sexually stimulate herself before continuing to play with herself .

by Hef August 16, 2005