Beef Castle

One who truly lifts.... A beef castle is huge beyond huge. Spending all free time in the gym, lifting, running, and generally becoming huge. A beef castle will typically have every major muscle in the body showing with less than 5 percent body fat. They also must be able to do exercises such as the muscle up and the human flagpole that normal humans cannot do.

Nicole McVey is the ultimate beef castle. She lifts hard core

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Beef Tarp

An excess of scrotal skin hanging from the scrotum.

The male version of beef curtains.

Dude, Brittany was licking my gooch last night and she got lost in my beef tarp.

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Beef Stromboli

A huge turd.

Zig: Hey I'm gonna go pinch off a large beef stromboli.
Awesometrader5000: I don't give a shit.

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beef tomato

A worn out asshole from having way too many big cocks smashing their way through the backdoor all the time. Sometimes known as a pink sock.

"That chick's backside looked like a beef tomato when those dudes finished tappin' that ass like Sammy Davis, Jr."

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Slice The Beef

Slicing the beef refers to the act of parting a women's large labia (a.k.a. "beef curtains") and inserting your penis.

"Hey dude, are you going to slice the beef tonight with what's her name?"

"I totally sliced her beef"

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Beef Basket

A nice, juicy, wet pussy. Primed and ready for the D.

That’s it baby. Stick it in my beef basket.

I dicked down Rachel’s Beef Basket last night.

Her beef basket was so wet but oh so tight.

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beef rash

The act of elongated sex while in toxicated with no relief.

I whisky dicked this hoe so hard and long last night I gave that bitch beef rash.

SMAJ

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