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The speed limit challenge is when you play your favorite song/songs but have to play the music to the speed limit signs seen while driving
“Hey Greg, 50 bucks says you can’t do the speed limit challenge to Awaken by dethlok.”
When referencing the act of getting high on methamphetamine.
Deriving from the act of breaking the speed limit being commonly known as speeding. Put 2 and 2 together on meth and you got a slang phrase born to inconspicuously depicting the act of getting high on methamphetamine.
1)I intend to break the speed limit after work by getting high on methamphetamine.
Conspicuous use:
do you still break the speed limit? (Receiver if question being familiar with getting high on methamphetamine lingo)
wanna come over and break the speed limit in the basement with my new fire toy racing equipment? (Also intended for someone who understands that the act of breaking the speed limit is considered speeding and speeding is also used to describe getting High on meth)
A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”
Mitch! You not of speed pecker wrecker! How do you not understand what I’m trying to tell you!?
One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.
"Jordan ran the workout too fast."
"That fucking speed simp."
The topic of my debate. Kinda fast. Kinda slim. Kinda bad. Kinda good.
Kinda.....he looked kinda hot, standing there against the rails, sleek and humming with that positive electricity, thrumming like a heartbeat. I was flying fast above, I knew we’d meet again....but when? So far above him, he so far below me....but we were both made of that same steel. A plane and a train....two different worlds....so far apart....but I knew fate had us together from when I first saw him.
-to be continued.....
“What the hell is a high-speed rail?”
“A train that go whee.”
“Really? You have any fanfiction about it?”
“....”
“So there’s this thing called Urban Dictionary-“
A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.