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Any player in Destiny who spams their super or heavy weapon to kill players in Crucible. Players usually think they are hot shit when doing this and are penis feeding the players they kill.
"Oh no that guy is using Hammer of Sol, you're about to get penis fed."
"He's a Penis Feeder."
Noone's actually seen it, but legends say it's the biggest thing in the multiverse.
See Aster
"Woah, that building's almost as big as Aster's penis!"
When taking a dump in a bathroom that is not located in your house, you wad up toilet paper and rest it on the seat or porcelain where your penis would rest, to ensure your penis does not make contact with the bowl.
When john went to crap in the port a john he built a penis pad so he didn't have to rest his penis on the plastic.
The phenomenon where, in colder winter months, vasoconstriction leads to an average of 30% less girth in the male genitalia. This is due to the body trying to conserve heat, thereby shutting down certain blood pathways to stay warm; the penis being one of them...
Guy 1: Polar vortex hit this week, and I swear my dick shrunk like a half inch in diameter. I don't even want to show my girlfriend...
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of Winter Penis
penis waggle
when you are realy exited your penis waggles agresivly just like a dogs tail
penis waggle
guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it
guy 2: what made it start
guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery
The fat area around a man's penis. It can be so fat that his penis appears smaller than it really is due to the fat sucking it inwards. The equivalent to a "fupa" on a female.
I tried to get my freak on with Mike last night, but his penis boppy was so fat he had a hard time screwing me.