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When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation
A:So how was the movie?
Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof
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When you go to a party and kiss another person, but they are completely schmacked. Technically doesn't count as a kiss because the person probably won't remember it.
guy: dude Paul finally got his first kiss last night at the party
friend: No way, was she sober?
guy: Nah she took like 20 shots of Cuervo.
friend: lol thats a drunk kiss retard. Shit doesn't even count.
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dipping bread in vodka (or any sort of alcohol) and feeding it to ducks.
Teenager #1: Mannn, those ducks were wasted last night!
Teenager #2:Yeah, duck drunking is the best
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To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure
Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight
Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same
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Basically, a Weepy drunk is a person who gets on their soap box and cries about their woes and troubles when drunk.
Alice: What's wrong with you kid?
Nick: -is drunk- My life is spiraling downwards. It sucks the world is not a pleasant place to be. My wife left me...(etc)
Alice: God you're such a weepy drunk
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That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing
yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later
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V. The act of knocking on your neighbors doors in the middle of the night when you are completely drunk off your ass and not remembering anything.
PMase got arrested last night when went drunk knocking in his neighborhood and tried to teabag old Mr. Folger. Luckily Mr. Folger didn't have his dentures in.
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