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When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.
If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker
Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!
“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”
When 2 or more buddies ejaculate at roughly same time and have interconnected thoughts and understanding of each other.
Guy 1: you parked the car wrong
Guy 2: no I didn’t
Guy 3: then why’s it rolling backwards?
Guy 1: that’s what I was gonna say
Guy 3 and guy 1: Nut Sync
To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.
M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*
F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."
When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.
Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.
a person or thing that is worthy of a nut (orgasm)
damn, he sure is nut-worthy.
this cake is so nut-worthy.
A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.
John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!
Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!