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A person who finds entertainment in and shares nothing, but dark humored meme's that most people would find distasteful.
"Josh only shares meme's about dead babies. That guy's a dark meme lord I swear!"
A condition involving someone who has just had a massive penis in their mouth, spooge and all, go down the wrong pipe. Days later, the poor helpless soul has forgotten the blowjob, and now stupidly thinks he's gotten some kind of upper respiratory infection, but is so fucking poor that he can't afford meds to treat it. This sad, pathetic individual is then left to troll myspace, begging for free antibiotics.
This is based upon a little-known incident recently, where a "paranormal investigator" calling himself Lord Rick, somehow became ill, with something in his neck, and began begging people on his myspace blog for free antibiotics, and whining about how some nurse friend of his has stopped talking to him. Gee, I wonder why.
Oh shit! Did you hear about Carl? He was down by the docks lastnight and blew a sailor. Now he's got Lord Rick Neck!
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As you fuck a girl with a glow in the dark red condom, you tazer her right as you cum.
"I really wanted to break up with this girl, so I did the Angry Sith Lord. That's when I got arrested."
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A person with very chubby fingers which makes them look like sausages.
Lord sausage hands can't keep his hands off himself.
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1. An expression used out of frustration and seeing no clear solution to a problem.
2. An expression of disbelief.
1. Tom: "That stripper you banged in the casino elevator that one night says she might be pregnant."
Joe: "What!? Not again! Lord have mercy..."
2. Jane: "I was so drunk that night, I wish I could remember the guy who banged me in the elevator. Im gonna get a paternity test and whoever he was is gonna be paying A LOT of child support."
Joe: "Lord have mercy..."
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a fag that thinks hes big but he really isnt the word esh is short for eshay and lord is gaylord cos esh lords are gay boys but none of the ladies dig it and they have fat dicks
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A God responsible for all the earth's weather and able to produce different type's of pasta from his loins.
"Its a nice day" said Batye
"Yes Lord Sqweeto has blessed us with a wonderful day" replied Thompson
"This pasta taste's quite loiny, i wonder if it was produced by Lord Sqweeto"
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