Random
Source Code
Random
Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.
"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."
These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes
Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer
Hey were "pearl mains" We rarely go outside and have diabetes
A player who is trash at Smash Ultimate, and all other Smash games. Hence doo-doo at the game.
2👍 1👎
When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.
"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"
you are a subhuman who does not deserve the right to speak to me
punky on twitter.com is talking? i will reply with shut up mii main