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A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
Someone who sucks dick. Slobs the knob, tonsil tickler.
Joey Villarreal is a pole Smoker.
A Pole smoker is someone who likes to give head to their boss to justify the minimal work they actually do.
“I just saw Scott sucking Andre’s cock! What a pole smoker!”
1) A box for storing Poles.
2) A vagina for storing dicks
I stabbed her in the pole box. She lost the election.
An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.
"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."
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Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"